Confessions of a Hopeless Romantic: one of my ultimate pet peeves are public displays of affection. It's very strange as I do love romance, I believe in happy endings and I'm still waiting for Brad and Jennifer to lock eyes on the red carpet, come to their senses and passionately make out like there's no tomorrow. But in my every day life, walking down the street, on the underground, at a restaurant or at a club, I do not want to see OR HEAR a tounge wrestling match ok! "Turn away" I hear you say, "don't look then", but that doesn't get rid of that revolting, smacking, saliva-slurping sound I can hear behind me. The very thought of it right now is turning my face sour. And before you ask, no I am not miserable (well not all the time) and neither do I live alone in a one bedroom flat with only my black and white cat for company.
Recently, Simon Cowell was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and he actually kissed his fiancee, proving that he is a softie after all. Contrary to my usual reaction, I didn't go 'eeeww', it was more of an 'ah'. And that's because it was just a sweet little peck. So no, put your daggers away, I'm not completely closed off to men showing emotion and affection - hell yeah they should! To me it's very important in a relationship and doing it in public shows that you are proud of your partner and you don't care what others think because she or he is all that matters. But when you do a Tom Cruise, then come on, really?! Now you're just showing off.
So to all you 'show offs, can't keep my hands off my lover, don't have a room to relieve this tension in, hey look at me i'm not single any more, hey look at you - aren't you sad that you are single' people....get out of my face.....please. Thanks.
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ReplyDeletei dnt mind PDA, i fink it's kinda cute when its done in moderation. but when the two are eatin each other's faces den dat makes me wanna puke! e.g. ur 1st pic...eewwww! lol
Simon is gettin married 2 a non-black woman/ non-curly haired woman....wow! lol anyways, was glad 2 see Simon show sum PDA, he seemd 2 miserable lol.
i wud lyk 2 see a bit more PDA from Jay & Bey doe, i 4get dat dey are MARRIED sumtyms coz dey still act lyk dey dnt really know each other when dey in public...annoyin lol
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Yeah, I hear you. The small pecks are fine and cute but it's the digging for tonsil gold that, like you, make me want to puke.
ReplyDeleteNever thought about Bey and Jay actually, think I'm used to it now but even when I see them hold hands it's like WOW. I like the way they keep themselves out of the tabloids. But it is annoying in interviews when they go out of their way to be cryptic. Get over it, we all know you are married!!!
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Im a private person so Im not a fan of PDA at all. I've seen everything from small pecks to full on humping in public and it annoys the hell out of me.
ReplyDeleteLittle peck is cool but anything else is over the top.